Fandom: Sesame Street
“His penis opened up like a lotus flower. Inside was what appeared to be a wolf face with little snakes surrounding it. It began to “make out” with Telly, biting out his tongue. After a few minutes a horrid greenish liquid spurt forth from the beast’s mouth, pouring down Telly’s throat. He could feel it burn on its way down, more than something that wasn’t acid should. This was because it was acid.”
This is because it was acid.
Fandom: Borderlands
“It started in the orphanage. Oh yes, the orphanang.
He had been abandoned at the orphanage as an infant, a textbook case of the doorstep babby. Brick was fine with his parents’rejection; his mother was a harlot, jumping in bed with anyone capable of making erections to her, and his father was for all intents and purposes, foreign and domestic, truth anything was better than being raised by those people…except for the orphanagle.
The staff was apathetic, so the children were left to their own devices and their own cruel hierarchy. Young Francis was not a bright or charismatic child, so there was only one choice of action for him to survive: he had to become the mightygest monster in the unforgiving World of Orphanage: the greatest gladiator in the orhpanage colliseum, the employee of the month in the orphanage corporation, the most valuable player in the orphanage fps deathmatch, the table tennis champ in the furious flinging of orphan balls across small green tables, the deepest scuba diver in the history of the deep blue orphan sea, the fastest teenage burger-flipper of McOrphans. He felt he had to be alot like all of those things even if they had nothing to do with anything at all, except orphans were involved. So he became mighty and mean.”
This is the Dave Strider / Knight of Time themed timepiece i made for khristmasgraph’s (kindergraph) birthday.
It’s hand cast resin set in a pocket watch body.It’s not functioning as the parts are just suspended in resin, but then again time doesn’t mean much in a linear sense in homestuck anyway. The hands are frozen at 4:13 (ΘεΘ;)
(Innocent (but also broken) clocks were sacrificed in the making of this gift.)
I was horrified until you said the sacrificial watches were broken
Fandom: Vocaloid
“But I hate happy endings so I’ll just say the world blew up.”
Noooooo not teh vocaloids ;(
Fandom: WtffanfictionxTumblr
“Tumblr flipped Wtffanfiction over on top of one of her posts and lubed up his cock with nutela.
‘Omg!’Wtffanfiction said.
‘I’m about to fill your chocolate love chute with my chocolate love.’ TUmblr thrust into her, and Wtffanfiction groaned loudishly, because anal sex feels really really good the first time, you guys. “
THIS IS THE BEST FANFICTION EVER
Already am, but might as vell say it again.
Are also doing, but welcome more.
Lol idk even where/what my ask box is but i’m cool with this
mostly because i doubt many people will see this
So my very christian mother suddenly decides that since i’ve become less religious, it’s up to her to “steer me back onto course” which means bombarding me with literature and accusing me of witchcraft
Treat life like a metroidvania-style adventure/exploration rpg. There’s lots of extras to be found, and the ending changes based on what you find. Some bits are boring but necessary, like level grinding, choosing a class, and skill management, but if you do it right, every section ends with a sense of accomplishment. Eventually, you become the foretold hero of your own story and become the wise sage to a new young hero, with their own future to be unfolded and expanded like a navigational chart when new and unexplored lands are discovered, waiting to be experienced.
